Great Motivation!

So, I got the best motivation ever last night at work. This was how it happened...

Coworker (while pointing at my stomach) : Congratulations on your pregnancy.
Me : I'm not pregnant. Who told you that?
Coworker : No one.

Then he was gone...

This is what I wanted for lunch...

Instead, I had a fried chicken salad (300 calories) and an apple.